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The dog and the leopard 1/2

A guy goes on safari in Afrika and takes his dog along. As the dog wanders around he sees a leopard heading toward him, and the leopard looks hungry. The dog thinks, Oh boy, I'm in trouble. Then he spots some bones on the ground and he starts chewing on them, with his back to the leopard. Just as the leopard is about to leap, the dog says, "Man, that was one delicious leopard. I wonder if there are any more around here." The leopard stops in mid-launch and slinks away into the trees. "Whew", he says, "that was close. That dog nearly had me."

 

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