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The dog and the leopard 2/2

A monkey, watching the whole scene from a tree, figures he can get in good with the leopard - and save his own skin - by wising the leopard up to what had just happened. He catches up with the big cat and spills the beans. The leopard, pissed off at being made a fool, says, "Come on, monkey. Hop on my back. You're going to see what happens to that conniving canine."


The dog sees the leopard coming with the monkey on his back. He thinks, What am I going to do now? Then, instead of running, the pooch sits down with his back to the two of them. Just when the leopard and the monkey get close enough, the dog says, "Where's that stupid monkey? I can never trust him, I sent him off half an hour ago to bring me another leopard, and he's still not back."


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