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Why is my salary so low?

Here's the answer to the question "why is my salary so low?":


About your salary:


Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:


Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.


As every engineer knows,

  -------- = Power

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

  --------- = Knowledge

Solving for Money, we get:

  --------- = Money

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.




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