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Why is my salary so low?

Here's the answer to the question "why is my salary so low?":

 

About your salary:

 

Engineers and scientists will never make as much money as business executives. Now a rigorous mathematical proof that explains why this is true:

 

Postulate 1: Knowledge is Power.
Postulate 2: Time is Money.

 

As every engineer knows,

    Work
  -------- = Power
    Time
 

Since Knowledge = Power, and Time = Money, we have

    Work
  --------- = Knowledge
    Money

Solving for Money, we get:

    Work
  --------- = Money
  Knowledge

Thus, as Knowledge approaches zero, Money approaches infinity regardless of the Work done. Conclusion: The less you know, the more money you make.

 

q.e.d.

 

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